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		<title>Vine barza</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 20:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[barzoi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pustiu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Vineri seara intr-un cuib de berze. Apar pe rind Barza si Barzoiul.
Barza, obosita, terminata, nervoasa:
- Vai, vai, ce zi cumplita, am livrat zeci de copii azi, numai la familii de tigani, mizerie, murdarie, m-au injurat, m-au batut, uite am pierdut si telenovelele de la TV&#8230; Nu mai pot!
Barzoiul, dimpotriva, vesel si bine dispus:
- Eheee, eu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In sesiune</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 19:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[studenti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[medicina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poli]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dumnezeu il trimite pe Sf. Petru sa vada ce fac studentii de la diferite facultati..se intoarce
Sf. Petru si da raportul:
-studentii de la medicina invata pe rupte
-studentii de la ase invata pe rupte
-studentii de la politehnica dau petreceri, beau si se distreaza..
&#8230;dupa o vreme, Dumnezeu iar il trimite pe Sf. Petru pt aceeasi chestie..vine Sf. Petru [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Logic si legal</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 19:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[legal]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[real]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un student ia nota 4 la examenul Logica si ii propune profesorului:
- Daca va pun o intrebare logica si nu-mi raspundeti imi mariti nota?
- Profesorul: Da.
- Ce este ilogic dar legal, logic dar ilegal si totodata ilogic si ilegal?
Se gandeste profesorul&#8230;. nu stiu, si ii mareste nota.
Studentul raspunde:
 &#8211; Ca dvs aveti 60 de ani [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Niste studenti la camin stau de vorba</title>
		<link>http://www.ziare360.ro/fun/niste-studenti-la-camin-stau-de-vorba/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ziare360.ro/fun/niste-studenti-la-camin-stau-de-vorba/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 19:55:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[studenti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gradina zoologica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slabi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Niste studenti la camin stau de vorba.Toti slabi, da&#8217; slabi nu gluma&#8230; lihniti de foame, numai unul grasut, plinut, rotunjor&#8230;
La un moment dat, unul dintre ei il intreaba:
-Auzi, spune-ne si noua ce naiba faci de esti asa de gras in comparatie cu noi? Doar n-ai manca pe ascuns, fara ca noi sa stim&#8230;
-A, nu, in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Examen la Politehnica</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 19:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[studenti]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[nota]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Examen la Politehnica.Profesorul intreaba: &#8211; Intrebare de &#8220;nota zece&#8221;:
 cum ma numesc? Toti tac. &#8211; Intrebare de &#8220;nota opt&#8221;: &#8211; lace obiect aveti examen?.Toti tac. &#8211; Intrebare de &#8220;nota cinci&#8221;: ce culoare are manualul? Din ultimile randuri se aude o voce: -Vrea sa ne pice m*istu
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		<title>In timpul orei de dirigentie</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 19:50:56 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[domnisoara]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prieten]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In timpul orei de dirigentie, profesorul tine o lectie de morala si bune maniere.
- Va place o tanara domnisoara si ii faceti curte cu insistenta; seara mergeti la un restaurant elegant, pentru o cina tete-a-tete si, in timpul mesei aveti nevoie sa mergeti la toaleta.
Cum spui Popescu?
- Ii voi spune &#8220;Domnisoara va rog sa ma [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Despre vin</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 19:47:58 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[povestiri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[musca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pahar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Reprezentantii mai multor natiuni se intalnesc intr-un restaurant. Toti au cerut cate un pahar de vin, dar cand au adus vinul, in fiecare pahar era o musca.

Suedezul a cerut alt vin in acelasi pahar.
Englezul-vin nou in pahar nou.
Finlandezul a scos musca si a baut vinul.
Rusul a baut vinul cu tot cu musca.
Chinezul a mancat musca, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Maimutica</title>
		<link>http://www.ziare360.ro/fun/maimutica/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 19:45:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[politisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maimutica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sofer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[..un militzian opreste o data o masina pe autostrada&#8230; In masina, soferul la volan si o maimutza in dreapta
- Actele zice militzianu si..platitzi amenda pt ca pasagerul din dreaptanu poarta centura.
- Cum domne sa poarte centura, unde scrie ca animalele tre sa poarte centura???
- Aaa.. e animal, dar ce faceti cu el?&#8230;
- Pai..domne.. io sunt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>De ce se sinucid blondele</title>
		<link>http://www.ziare360.ro/fun/de-ce-se-sinucid-blondele/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ziare360.ro/fun/de-ce-se-sinucid-blondele/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 19:41:57 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[blonde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aripioare]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I:De ce se sinucid in ultimul timp din ce in ce mai multe blonde aruncandu-se de pe geam sau de pe poduri inalte?
R:Isi incearca noile tampoane cu aripioare
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		<title>Scuzele in functie de zodii</title>
		<link>http://www.ziare360.ro/fun/scuzele-in-functie-de-zodii/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ziare360.ro/fun/scuzele-in-functie-de-zodii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 19:40:49 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[povestiri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scuze]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zodii]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Berbec
Nu am facut eu asta.
M-au fortat sa o fac.
Nu credeam ca merg cu o viteza asa de mare.
A fost un accident.
Este o tara libera, omule!
Nu pot face ceea ce-mi doresc de fapt.
Taur
Era de vanzare. Nu stiam ca va costa atat de mult. Credeam ca economisesc niste bani.
Aveam de gand sa o inapoiez curand.
Practic chestia asta [...]]]></description>
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